WAIT A MINUTE.....ITV?....THIS MORNING?? with CAT DEELEY? an BEN SHEPHARD????? (and my Plus One LEE LARD) REALLY?

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I did a birthday video on CAMEO for Cat!

REDWORTH HALL, NEWTON AYCLIFFE, CO. DURHAM - DECEMBER 2023

The best audience with some great characters and amazing banter!

Snapped before my stand up comedy set!

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KILMARNOCK!!!.....

Last Tuesday evening - attended opening night of "DEAR BILLY" - a new play by Gary McNair @garymcnair, Directed by Joe Douglas at the Palace Theatre. We turned up unannounced for the show and bumped into Joe Douglas at the door. Joe was totally taken aback and grabbed me!! He says "I can't believe I am hugging BILLY CONNOLLY!!!" I had to whisper in his ear "I'm no' really Billy!" Joe was unconvinced until my wife Marian came over and said "What's going on here, then?" Embarrassed introductions followed! (I wisnae even dressed like Billy - nae roond specs or anything!) Great show BTW! - THEN - Wednesday lunchtime had the best time with the folks at St Marnock's Place. 12.30pm "show" (actually I sat round a table with Janet, Nessie, Rose & Eddie, Alex & Janet, Auld Hugh and Big Hugh (The Ballachulish Butcher!) We had a sing-song to wellies, divorce, etc, told loads of jokes and stories and had a 15 minute break for Fish&Chips!!! Also did a "Get Well Soon" video for Isabel who was missing on the day! Great fun!!

Glee club, Glasgow

Me posing with Billy's portrait in the Glee Club last night where I met Frankie Boyle warming up for his BBC2 show. He is as viciously funny as ever! Great venue with great staff. 👌🤣

Live in AYRSHIRE!!!

 The Loudoun Arms in Newmilns - this coming Friday.... 

an actual gig in SCOTLAND!!!

I am so excited to be playing to an audience that allows me to speak at normal speed!

Full match report next week. 😎🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Title from ITV's BILLY & ME - a tribute to the Big Yin

BILLY & ME!!!

I was honoured by being asked to contribute to the ITV Show "BILLY & ME" featuring stars such as Elton John, David Tennant, Dustin Hoffman and Dame Judy Dench. My bit lasts all of 5 seconds but I was delighted! Here is the link (Introduced by the delicious Suranne Jones!):